JOURNAL - Perfect for new and expert moms alike?this prompted journal is a funny (yet heartfelt) way for any mom to take inventory of all of her accomplishments?and total up approximately how much money her kids owe her. Use it to make amends for all the countless things you took for granted growing up, or just give a helpful ?heads-up? to any new moms in your life.VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a vintage inspired spot varnished hardcover and 200 unique pages filled with all of the amazing things that every mom does that are taken for granted. Moms can check off all of their ?accomplishments??aka, keeping you alive?or, you know, you could help her fill it out. It?s the least you can do.GIFT IT UP - Perfect for thanking mom for countless things, like: ?Keeping the household running, despite being so ill that she probably should have been hospitalized.? This journal makes a great gift because it provides a fun and lighthearted way for moms to record their experiences and memories with their children, no matter how traumatizing! Its the perfect gift for the perfect mother.Brass Monkey - We?re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.