Luckily, you're not literally what you eat because otherwise Pam would be a meaty hamburger, Ellie a batter sausage, Maggie a jam-filled doughnut and Toni a healthy sounding, though very compact sushi roll. Every woman needs a www club in her life â?? how else would you get to moan about men, sex and cellulite, absorb the nasty details of detoxing or hear how your very latest accessory has in fact just gone out of fashion â?? all while scoffing chicken korma and drinking beer without the slightest trace of guilt, fully intending to DEFINITELY start again tomorrow. DISCLAIMER Don't try any of the diets contained in this book. The author has been on them all and lost nothing except her sense of humour, although the rice krispies and gherkin gut-cleansing regime did shift a bit of fat â?? unfortunately not from her ample hips, thighs and stomach. Instead, it disappeared from her 32A breasts, but luckily her new gel-filled two kilo bra goes very well with the flesh-coloured, armour-plated magic knickers she's finally been forced into. The Women Watching Weight club is simply for anyone who ever has.