The fifth installment of Geogia Nicholson's humourous diaries, in which Robbie the Sex God has gone off to Kiwi-agogo land, leaving Georgia all aloney, on her owney. Worse still, no-one understands her heartbreak, her best friend Jas is too busy droning on about her wilderness course, and her parents are only interested in Mr Across the Road's 'Lord of the Rings' party.