Humorous, helpful look at the scary side of sex: - "Well, she said she was eighteen." - "Hey, where'd the condom go?" - "Eww, how do I get these stains out of the sheets?" Top sex educators and a consulting team of attorneys, cops, EMTs, therapists and sex educators team up to create an enjoyable--and factually accurate--guide to surviving awkward moments in the bedroom, back seat, or bushes. Learn what to do about: - a jammed handcuff - a short-circuited vibrator - a cop peering in your car window Plus, the book includes a section on Extremely Complicated Instructions For Simple Stuff: Get To Know Your Condom, A Man's Guide To Menstruation; A Woman's Guide To Erections, and more.