Humour. Long, long ago, when wolves and bears roamed the land, and before underpants had been invented, the Romans conquered Britain. Romans 1 - Celts 0. The Romans built fine houses and straight roads, they encouraged the Celts to take baths. But not everyone liked the Romans. Lots of people fought back. No one more stubbornly than Queen Goodica's youngest daughter Roodica the Rude!