Drugs. Sex. Murder. Taxes. Welcome to planet Earth. The Voltarian scouting party has arrived, led by one Jettero Heller. His mission: rescue the planet and prepare it for invasion. His problem: Earth may not want to be saved-and the invasion may be one big put-on. One way or another, Heller's about to undertake a journey of discovery ...and find out what really makes this world go around. And before it's all over, Heller will break loose.