What did the maths teacher order for dessert? Pi. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII? She was trying to get a head. Pupil: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: of course not. Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework. It is illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.