Has your computer introduced mind-numbing levels of frustration into your life? Do estate-agents make you feel violent? Do you spend too much time gazing at properties for sale in sunny countries? Does the sound of tiny orchestrated muzak coming down your phone drive you to despair? Then this is the book to read while you are 'on hold'.! Demented is a comic exploration of the human condition in the age of sales figures, in which humanity still triumphs.