Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be priest. He thought he was there for a simple little religious ceremony. Now he?s caught up in a war between vampires and witches, and he?s not sure there is a right side. There?s the witches ? Agnes, Magrat, Nanny Ogg, and the formidable Granny Weatherwax? And the vampires: the stakes are high but they?re intelligent ? not easily got rid of with a garlic enema or going to the window and saying ?I don?t know about you, but isn?t it a bit stuffy in here?? They?ve got style and fancy waistcoats. They?re out of the casket and want a bite of the future.